Tuesday, December 13, 2005

You are very serviceable

How many of you ladies have been told this? If you have not then you might be in trouble ohhh. This is a guy's way of saying good traditional Ghanaian girl, i.e., you cook well, you serve well, and you may even clean well. Apparently, it is even more shocking to find a serviceable Ghanakat woman (Ghanaian woman who grew up in Yankee (America) or Bylon (London) or Gemain (Germany)), so to all you serviceable Yankee, Gemain, or Bylon based women out there...take a bow. To the rest of you, your best bet is to make one good pot of rice and stew or better yet any soup and fufu. Charley you will see as they will begin to say, "you dis girl, you are very serviceable ohhh." Buahahahahahahahhahahahhah

CAVEAT FOR THE LADIES
Do not start being serviceable too soon in a relationship ohhhhhhhh, otherwise you might as well change your name to Serwah (abi, na housegirl). You will never see the inside of Cheesecake Factory or Houston's if the proper balance is not followed here. Kai!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what happens if you aren't serviceable. What kinda wahala awaits you?

Anonymous said...

so dat be de wahala...I no go see de inside of Cheesecake..oh, why? Chale I beg-o!!!

Yen Kasa (Let's Talk) said...

Maifren...if you are not serviceable yet, it is not too late. You can pick up tips from some Ghana movies or Naija movies. My favorite is when the husband refuses to eat the wife's food. Buahahahahhahha. The "Kat" side of my GhanaKat personality says..."and so what, is it by force, iIn fact, it makes my life easier." However, after watching enough movies and via direct observation, I have learned that if your husband refuses to eat your food, it is a big disgrace and you might as well go and jump into RiverOcean (Naija term for the sea). Also, it may be a sign that some small girl is cooking for him outside or even worse he is taking her to Sequoia because she understood the serviceability balance and you did not, i.e., she did not cook for him right away so when she did he really cherished it. It is not easy ohhhhhhhhhh.

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