Ehhhh...we don reach Slovenia

Image courtesy of CNN.com

Ok, further proof that there is no corner of the world that you cannot find a Ghanaian.  Greenland oh, China oh, Cuba oh, Turks and Caicos oh, we dey all those places and we dey represent well-well; going to school, working hard, raising productive kids, not embarrassing your family, etc.--you know, all that stuff they told you when you were about to board  the plane at Kotoka!  That is of course with the exception of "those ones"...you know the ones I mean--those ENIMGUASIFUO!


Anyway, as I was saying, Chaley, the Slovenians have elected a son of the Gold Coast as mayor (Click to see the story).  We throwey salute to Dr. Peter Bossman who according to CNN "beat out an incumbent Sunday to become the first black mayor in Slovenia's history, securing 51.4 percent of the vote in a run-off election."  


Ehhh Dr. Bossman you have done well, in fact I will dance to "Memma me Wrenfi"  in your honor (the song says I will not forget what God has done for me--see below).


So when will you invite us all for fufu celebration?  Just saying...



© 2009 Akua B.G.

Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo is the NPP Candidate for the Next Presidential Election

According to Peace FM Online, Nana Akufo-Addo has won an "overwhelming victory in today’s election."  Peace FM goes on to say that the "response of Ghanaians at home and abroad have been extremely exciting, cheerful and confident with strong indications that the [New Patriotic Party (NPP] re-electing one of its biggest political assets of the Busia/Danquah/Dombo tradition as our Presidential candidate is poised to recapture the power we lost nauseatingly and unnecessarily to the NDC in 2008.


So for those who have no idea what is going on, this means that he will be NPP's candidate for the next presidential election in Ghana, which will occur in 2012.  


Okay ohh, don't say I have never given you the latest filler...Later!


Below is the link to the full story.
http://news.peacefmonline.com/features/201008/67982.php


Signed, 
Mrs. Dede Ayew


© 2009 Akua B.G.

Man, I had to come back on the scene HARD and this is just the way...SEX ENHANCING DRUGS IN GHANA

Courtesy of Pfizer

Ok, so I was sent to Ghanaweb by a friend to view an article about The Food and Drugs Board in Ghana destroying hundreds of sex enhancing drugs.  EHHHHHH Ghana pipu too wan gbensh to the fullest I see (I am sure you can glean the meaning of gbensh).  I guess with all the sugar daddies getting with the "ayoungies," these types of products will always be in demand, but I digress.

Ok, so it was enough that there were "large quantities" of these drugs (indicating large demand--please refer to the sugar daddy/ayoungies scenario above) according to the article, but when I got to the names, I almost fell over laughing so I just had to share.  Hope you are ready ohhh...

I have taken the liberty of highlighting the most out of control names. 

1. ME DE GYE WO KUNU (for women)  For my non Twi speakers, this means I am using this to take your husband.  Chineke!  Broad daylight husband snatching!  Kai!!!
2. My Sexy Secret (for women sex power)
3. MAN and WOMAN CREAM
4. HIP UP cream (look young & firm-breast & buttocks enlargement)
5. FANTA (to cure White)
6. Black Warrior (aphrodisiac capsule)
7. AK-47 (enlarge your penis & increase sexual stamina)
8. 12TH NIGHT
9. B-MAN (exceed Viagra and cialis)
10. BLACK SUPERMAN (makes it big, thick, long-lasting, increasing sperms)
11. BEAUTIFUL PENIS AUGMENTS CAPSULES
12. HERB VIAGRA
13. BIG PENIS (quickly enhance sexual power)
14. THE KING (easy to be a man)
15. GREAT PENIS
16. AFRICA KING
17. VIRGIN POWDER (makes you a virgin even when you are not)
18. ARABIAN CREAM (insert into vagina part)
19. Top Secret (tightening vagina & reduce lubricant)
20. TO BE BIG CREAM
21. ORGINAL GREEN WATER (treats white and all kinds of diseases)
22. LOVE PORTION CREAM (vaginal cream)
23. ORGINAL KARYAGADO (made in Nigeria)
24. NYAME NA AYE POMADE Umm, do not bring God into this
25. SUPER SEX CAPSULES
26. LUMP SUGAR (dedee)
27. ALHAJI ABDULAHI
28. CheChe TOUJOUR (true love cream-made in Nigeria)
29. AMARIA candies (made in Nigeria)
30. Super Strong 4 in 1 Men Cream (sexual excitement, long lasting, enlarging & bigger) made in Greece
31. YAN DUNIYA
32. APHRIDISIAC MILK
33. GLO POWER multi vitamin caplets
34. RED SUCCUBA
35. LONELY GIRL
36. HIP UP CREAM
37. SPAIN BLACK BUTTERFLY
38. FEEL MAN (100% healthy food for men)
39. MEN GEL
40. PLAYBOY BUNNY GIRL
41. LOVE CREAM (Touch me)
42. COME UNSTOPABLY
43. CHECHE TOUJOUR CREAM D'AMOUR
44. AK-47
45. SEXUAL LOVE
46. JAGUAR POWER
47. MILK APHRODISIAC
48. SUPER BONEE CREAM
49. GERMANY KIM FOX
50. POMADE CROCODILE

****DEAD FROM LAUGHTER****

If you want to read more, the full article is here Full Article
Latah Gatahs,

Sincerely,
Mrs. Ayew
© 2010 Akua B.G.

Yikes, has it been that long?

All I have to say is "taya no be lazy."  Translation--it is not because I am lazy ohhh, I have been working extra hard and the blog has suffered but abeg stay with me.

Anyway, did you bring me to this country?  Were you there when they stamping my visa?  Let me hustle small.  LOL.  Seriously though, look out for some exciting entries coming up...New sites springing up covering everything from entertainment to skincare and all by our brothers and sisters.  Gotta love it!!!

Stay tuned...

I have to log off now and do some overtime, because if I lose my job you Africans are the same ones who will be talking about how useless I am.  As if I don't know you people (I dey give unna the side eye like Michelle Obama is giving Carla Bruni...LOL)

 Image courtesy of Yahoo

© 2009 Akua B.G.

Half Time...Ghana Blackstars vs. Naija Super Eagles: 1-0

My pipu:

Today, Ghana is playing our biggest rival...the Omo Naijas in the 2010 African Cup of Nations.  As I type, it is half time and the Ghana Blackstars have scored one goal on the Naija Super Chickens Eagles.   Blackstars, abegi hurry up and scatter the whole thing so that we can make our soup with neat fufu...I hear Eagle meat tastes like chicken (animal rights people, abeg no kill me ohhh).  I will be back at the end of the game...hopefully with my pot on the stove!!!

The link below may be premature but hey we are ride or die fans so we go sing Oh seeeeeeeeey yeahhhh!!

***UPDATED***

We  don scatter the place ohhh...congratulations to the GHANA BLACKSTARS!!!  Ghana 1, Naija 0.  Check the story here.


© 2009 Akua B.G.

Afihyipa Pa Ohhh (Happy New Year)--2010 Version

My Pipu, enjoyment has kept me away for some time but I am back.  I wish each and every one of you a happy and prosperous new year.  You should be thankful to God (yes ohh, I said God.  I know we are in a world where we cannot mention His name anymore but African pipu still call on Papa God openly so me too I go call on my Jehovah Jireh, my Elohim, my El Shaddai, my Jehovah Rophe, my Adonai, my Ebenezer, my Jehovah Nissi, my Jehovah-Tsidkenu, and all His other names).  Thank Him.  If for nothing else, some people you started last year with, did not make it to the end of the year.  Some people made it but not with all their faculties.  So thank God for your life and your well being because if you have life, you have HOPE!  So, my Dears, dance along with this song and declare material and spiritual prosperity this year.  Amen ohhhhhhh!!!

P.S. The song is titled, "Bebre" and it literally means plenty.  The song says that God has done so much (plenty) and all thanks and glory belong to Him. Enjoy:)

P.S.S.  I almost attached the movie "Abuja Connection" instead of the song--multitasking or multislacking will do that to you.  That would have been interesting though.  LOL

© 2009 Akua B.G.