Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Public Service Announcement (PSA)…Loofah is not Sapo

Ok, so I am in need of a new sapo.  Sapo [for my Americanos or faking Johnny-Just-Comes (JJCs) aka the people who landed yesterday but all of sudden do not know what fufu is], is an Akan term for a net-like material that we use to bathe—it is reminiscent of the poof you get with some body washes but is a bit more coarse, is long enough for back washing, and gets the job of cleansing and exfoliating done more effectively.  We call it “sponge” but technically it is not actually a sponge.  In any case, we have been exfoliating way before it was called exfoliating ohhhh, we just called it adwariee (bathing); why do you think most Ghanaian and/or African women/people have such smooth skin.  You better ask somebody!!!  P.S. ignore the guy in your chemistry class with ashy feet; he is not a good example.  But I digress…so while I await my Sapo shipment, I decided to go to Wal-Mart and purchase a Loofah in the interim because I cannot neglect my exfoliation regimen.  Well, let me tell you, Loofah is not equivalent to Sapo.  Chaaley, talk about 419.  First of all, the thing swelled when I wet it and then when I tried to add soap to it, it just seemed to absorb the soap so I had to apply soap several times, wet the shege again, and then scrub quickly before the soap disappeared.  Bathing has never been such a production!  Then to top it off, I must have scrubbed too hard because my skin was burning after I finished (user error?!?!?).  Chaaley, I was heated.  Then what makes me even distrust that loofah shege even more is that it can stand up on its own.  Ehn?   Sapo is supposed to hang, supposed to exfoliate but not burn your skin, and is not supposed to stand.  Let me tell you, I was giving that thing the side eye as I stepped out of the shower.  So my people, if you need to replace your sapo, make arrangement prior to losing the sapo or before it becomes unusable, otherwise, you will find yourself in my crazy predicament.  Then again, you might be one of the people who just use a washcloth.  Ehhhh, America has helped you.  My friend, get a sapo and wash your body well (dwari yie ohhhhh) and stop the Abrofo Sem. 

P.S.S. I will post pictures when I get home so you can actually see that thing standing up.  

End of PSA!


© 2009 Akua B.G.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Mpreko Yariee (Swine Flu) Is Real Ohhhhh

Ok, I have to put on my public health hat now because I have seen some lax practices regarding this swine shege and I do not want my Yenkasa peeps to find themselves sniffling, shivering and/or feeling creaks in their bones unnecessarily.  Can you imagine people are still coughing without covering their mouths, shaking hands after sneezing into hands, infrequently washing their hands, etc.  My people please take extra precautions right now ohhhhh--- mpreko yar33 is real.

For my people who love to chop fufu with your hand and to scatter kenkey and fish with your digits, please take these precautions in order to lessen the likelihood that you will become a victim of the mpreko yar33:

  • Wash your hands frequently
    • As you wash your hands, the methodology you employ is important—take two pumps of soap, lather for a count of 10 then wash with warm water. 
  • Carry hand sanitizer for the instances that you do not have soap and water
  • Try to avoid shaking hand with people but if it means your in-laws will think you are disrespectful, please shake hands with them then sanitize as soon as possible
  • Please sneeze into your sleeve rather than into your hands—the virus is less likely to survive on the fibers of your clothes than on your skin (you cannot imagine how many people I have seen sneeze into their hands then want to shake my hands during “hold somebody” at church)
  • Get Lysol for your surfaces and spray them down as needed (ex. When that nasty visitor sneezes in his hands and touches your microwave to warm some jollof)
Here is some additional information from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC):

Get vaccinated. Vaccination is the best protection we have against flu.  Seasonal flu vaccine is available now and initial doses of 2009 H1N1 flu vaccine also are available, with additional doses available later this year (Not sure how I feel about this advice but use your own prayer and judgment on this one).

Influenza is thought to spread mainly person-to-person through coughing or sneezing of infected people (Stop being so local and cover your sneezes and coughs--kai!)

Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth. Germs spread that way (Ok?  Do you hear?).

Stay home if you get sick. CDC recommends that you stay home from work or school and limit contact with others to keep from infecting them (The double shift can wait, your health is important--are you the only one that loves money?  Haba!).

Follow public health advice regarding school closures, avoiding crowds and other social distancing measures (You might have to miss that outdooring this weekend but don't worry, you know there will be other opportunities to wear your lace).

Find healthy ways to deal with stress and anxiety (Go to church or read a good book and stop thinking about all the money you have to send to Paa Kofi thems).

Stay informed. This website will be updated regularly as information becomes available (Your friend Maabena is not always, the best source of info--maybe she is for news about who is stealing husbands--but for swine flu, check the CDC).

Call 1-800-CDC-INFO for more information (check previous fuschia note--do not call Maabena for this matter).

WE PUT MPREKO YAR33 UNDER OUR FEET...AMEN!!!


© 2009 Akua B.G.

Monday, October 26, 2009

The "Ka Wa Nu Tu Mu (Shut Your Mouth)" Award

Before I start, I would like to confess that I watch Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta and if you have a problem all I have to say is, "who gon' check me boo?!"  Ok, now that we got that out of the way, I have decided to start a new award for those with permanent "foot in mouth" disease aka always speaking out of turn, expressing nonsense opinions, or talking when nobody even called for your opinion!  Yenkasa's KA WA NU TU MU AWARD.  Our first awardee is none other the big-mouthed, classless chick known as Nene "see me see trouble" Leakes (Real Housewives of Atlanta) who seems to think she is refined yet, her bushness (lack of class) creeps out every time she opens her mouth.  The video below shows Nene lending her nonsense opinion in the most crass and overbearing way possible. Granted Mike Lohan is no saint but sheesh!!! 

So Nene, we congratulate you--you are Yenkasa's first "Ka Wa Nu Tu Mu" awardee.  You are mbuasem (nonsense, foolishness) personified!


Nene, your prizes are a long teeth kissing (tcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew) and a roll of eyes (Ghanaian style--this roll is extra long and looks like your eyes are going to fall into the back of your head and is often accompanied by a synchronous turning of the head).  To my girls out there, whenever you find yourself in the company of someone like Nene, now you know what to do...lol

So to Nene, KA WA NU TU MU!!!  Oh hwo!

© 2009 Akua B.G.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

We Have Started the Scatter-Scatter...Ghana Under 20 Team Mo Y3 Gy3 (You are all that)

Ok, so if you read my last post...I talked about Ghana's Black Stars, the adult group that is, going to South Africa in 2010 to scatter the place.  It seems I slept on the "under-20" team--the Black Satellites (I would have chosen a different name but let's go with it).  They have set off the SCATTERING in advance.  The Black Satellites have won the World Cup against Brazil (only one of the best teams in the world...well at least until they met the Ghanaians).  This is the FIRST EVER UNDER-20 FIFA WORLD CUP WIN BY ANY AFRICAN COUNTRY.  The score was 4-3 on penalties.

Here is the link from the official FIFA site for all the haters non-belivers.
http://www.fifa.com/u20worldcup/index.html

The link includes highlights from the game, as well as, an interview with the star of the game Dominic Adiyiah.  In conclusion, I thought this quote gave quite a nice summary of the level of this accomplishment:
"It was a heroic achievement for the Black Satellites, who held the South American champions at bay despite being reduced to ten men in the first half." (Fifa.com)

To sweeten the deal, please watch this video (this is the official celebration song, which I am sure is blasting everywhere in Ghana right now) and celebrate with the Black Satellites...The song essentially says, we will score for you so don't worry.  It's their version of "fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Oh SeeeeeeeeeeeeeiYeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah



Can't wait till the next level of SCATTERING in 2010!


© 2009 Akua B.G.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Ghana, Ghana, Ghana, Oh Seeeeeaaahhh Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah

Ok, so I do not have much to say in this post, except to remind those of you who are living under a rock that Ghana is going to the World Cup in 2010. So to our opponents, get ready because we are coming to SCATTER the place.


OH SEAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(To those who are living in the mountains of West Virginia, that is our battle cry).



Image courtesy of: Xinhua/Reuters, retrieved from english.people.com




BTW, Yenkasa will have a special guest correspondent, aka my younger brother, covering the game from the frontlines (ok, maybe the nosebleed section, but you get the point). Stay tuned for the blow-by-blow in 2010.

P.S. I know that the other countries were discussed but hello, this is Yenkasa so we sweat, love Ghana, thanks!

P.S.S. Either get on the bandwagon or get a ball to the dome from Essien, Muntari and Co.

Check the BBC story below:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/africa/8240811.stm


Ghana have qualified for their second successive World Cup after a 2-0 victory over Sudan in Accra.
The Black Stars reached the 2006 tournament in Germany under Ratomir Dujkovic and another Serb coach, Milovan Rajevac has repeated the feat.
Ghana's Michael Essien
Ghana's Michael Essien scored the winning goal against Sudan
Ghana knew World Cup qualification was in their hands when Benin scored an equaliser against Mali just a few minutes before the kick-off in Accra.
Sulley Muntari's strike early in the first half put the hosts in the driving seat.
Michael Essien made sure of the three points and World Cup qualification when he scored just a few minutes after half-time.
Ghana remain unbeaten in Group D.
They are top with 12 points, while Sudan are bottom with just one point.               


© 2009 Akua B.G.




Monday, October 12, 2009

Foodians Unite

Am I the only one who is a professed foodian? Foodian is a term often used by Ghanaians and perhaps other Africans to characterize a lover of food. It is sometimes used negatively but I am here to say that it can be positive...all foodians unite!!! There is power is numbers, so if you are a foodian be sure to leave your mark on this blog.

Ok, so here are some signs that you might be a foodian:

1. Good food give you tunnel vision until you have gotten your fill.
2. You get angry when someone interrupts you in the middle of a good meal.
3. You love food but not just any type of food, you are choosy and insist on exactly what you might be craving at any time (t)--if you went to school in Ghana, time (t) is a familiar concept.
4. You know how to cook because you refuse to depend on someone's good graces when you are ready to eat.
5. Many of your pictures include food as props.
6. Everyone who know you is aware that when you are hungry, you are to be fed or left alone until fed.
7. Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday--not because of the camaraderie and family.
8. Your first question when invited to a function is, "will there be food?"
9. You are a professional "takeaway" artist.
10. You love Costco

I think you are getting the idea that a foodian is...a connoisseur of food. It is an art actually, because one has to balance his/her love of food with the desire to wear skinny jeans, a tank top or leggings. Ok, I don't necessarily rock any of those with much frequency, but you get the point.

So I am guilty of some of the items listed but I am DEFINITELY guilty of #10. I love Costco. Where else can you get plantains, tomato sauce (for stew), chicken for nkrakra (soup), avocado for your ampesi, cornmeal for your kenkey, corned beef for your jollof, bread for your Milo, ginger for your sheto, and much more. Ahhh, then when your finish you can get gas for cheap. Costco is definitely a foodian's paradise!

So are you a foodian? Raise your fork or your fingers with pride!

P.S. check out the food footage while you salivate.

P.S.S I snuck a picture of Boris Kodjoe into the slideshow...I know he is not technically food but he is half-Ghanaian and he is " a tasty" as my sister would say so there you go.


Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Fashion Fights Poverty

So I had the opportunity to attend FFP this past weekend and let me tell you, I enjoyed papaapa (very much).  

There were six featured clothing designers:
Aidah Collection
Mirza Imperial
Nudie Jeans
Rene Geneva
ReneeQ Bespoke
Studio-D Maxsi by Afua Sam (she is also a Ghanaian "doing it" on this side of the pond, I did not shout her out in the last posting so to Ms. Sam--Cheers for repping the Black Star)

In addition, there were three accesories desingers:
Camille Gabriele
Cha by Chandra
JJ Singh
Lillybee by Simply Soles

The show was well organized and well-attended.  It was at the Renaissance Mayflower Hotel in Washington DC.  BTW, the good people at this sheeshy hotel donated the space for this good cause so if you are looking for a hotel in DC, be sure to patronize them.  Also, shouts to all the models, gift bag donors, staff of FPP, makeup artists, stylists, etc. who all donate their time and resources to this cause.     Anyway, rather than talk about the show, I will let the pictures do the talking.


Oh yeah, I did not get a chance to meet (and by meet I mean ransack their clothes and purchase the pieces I was interested in) the other designers so I cannot shout them out at this part but I CAN shout out ReneeQ who was gracious enough to allow us to bumrush her hotel room in order to buy some pieces. She had to have been tired but she put on a smile while we tried on almost every piece.  Yes, I got some pieces...so when you see me out with my ReneeQ bespoke don't be mad at me...I was "stalkerish" enough to wait by the elevator so that I could catch her on the way up.  LOL

So to Elaine Mensah and Co...mua y3 ad33 paa (you did a great job!)

Enjoy and be sure to leave comments!!!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Ghanaian and Ghamerican Ladies Are DOING IT!!!

I have to shout out my sisters who are really making moves on both sides of the pond.  This weekend I had the opportunity to attend ALL ACCESS: FASHION, an ABA Agency production.  The shows featured designers such as Seven for all Mankind, Basler, Nicole Miller, Betsey Johnson, Kate Spade, and many more.  There were also cocktails, live music and other entertainment throughout the mall.  Saks Fifth Avenue had a live band and a bar on the first night.  Saturday featured Tim Gunn of Project runway giving advice about what to wear, and how to dress to be the best woman that you can be--it was a great show.  Also, the models were from a local agency as well as from Elite Model Management.  Other than the models from the agency, there were celebrity models such as Will Thomas from Fox 5 and Kate Michael, former Miss District of Columbia.  The event was well-organized and well-attended.  Overall, a successful event that highlighted the designs and offerings at Tysons Galleria--mission accomplished.

While at the show, I had the opportunity to meet two other enterprising ladies--Elaine Mensah of Svelte, LLC and Fashion Fights Poverty and Renee QB of ReneeQ Bespoke .  The former is based here in the Washington, DC area and the latter is based in Ghana.  They were both lovely women executing their individual and collective visions.  Renee will be showing in Fashion Fights Poverty this coming Friday--I am looking forward to seeing her collection since I enjoyed the work presented on her site.  Below are some examples of ReneeQ's work--Afrochic is in full swing.



I would also like to shout out GoldenTouch Creative Services, an event management and custom stationary, signage, publication, and "other" paper products company.  GoldenTouch is headed by Nana Yaa, who is my sister (full disclosure people) and specializes in full event management services--from planning, to the invites, to favors--all customized to each individual's taste and vision.    GoldenTouch also has a subsidiary company--GoldenTouch Business Solutions, LLC which provides technical assistance, training, and project management to a myriad of professionals and organizations.  GoldenTouch often works in collaboration with Kensington Flowers  (more full disclosure--we are related)  In any case, Kensington flowers also specializes in flowers (fresh and silk) and gifts customized to the most discerning tastes.  Below are some examples of arrangements by Kensington Flowers.




Lastly, I would like to think that I am also "doing it" so I would like to shout out myself.  I have an Etsy site, specializing in one-of-a-kind vintage finds, for the woman that wants to stand out.  I personally styled all the looks, for example, adding a new belt to a dress in order to add an extra bit of flavor, etc.  Take a look at the offerings and check back often for additions.




Now it's your turn...recognize all the ladies and gents that are "doing it!"

Moochas Smoochas:)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Coming to America

Reading Sandybabe's blog triggered memories of when I first came to America. Well, let's start at the beginning....

I lived in many African countries as a result of my father's work but had not yet lived in Europe or Americhes. One day, pops told us that we would be going to Americhes. We had heard quite a bit about the place and of course had studied geography, history, etc. so had some abstract knowledge but the thought of actually coming here filled us with mixed emotions. What would it be like? Would we be cold all the time? What were the people like? What about the family members we were leaving behind? What about our friends? All the traveling we had done made us thankful for friends because it allowed for an easier time when settling into a new place. We were now going to leave these friends but at least it was for ABROCHIRE (the American Abrochire).

Well, my father went ahead and then the time came for us to join him. Ehhhh, we were excited and we let all our friends know that we were going to Americhes so of course we became even more popular for the remainder of the time in Ghana; we were going to ABROCHIRE. Most Ghanians were accustomed to people going to the different Abrochire locales such as Bylon (London) or Germain (Germany) but Americhes was a big deal back then. They asked if we would write, if we would send them gifts, if we would come back and visit. Well, of course our answers to all these questions were in the affirmative. Of course, how could we forget our friends?

Well, ur first stop was London and it was so COLD. Ehhh, what manner of cold was this? My mother had bought us winter coats on an earlier visit but dang, I was beginning to regret our move already. I was beginning to miss friends and family, mostly my grandmother who talked to us as we were getting ready to depart for the airport. She told me that if anyone asked why Ghana is hot all year round, my answer should be that it's due to its proximity to the equator. Priceless! I think about that and still smile. How I wished we were close to the equator at the moment we went into that cold London air. Eh, grandma was and still is Sheyge-Leyge. Anyway, back to the story....I mean, what were my parents thinking? Anyway, I decided I would be open to the purported benefits that might outweigh this nonsense cold. Besides, this was not our final destination so I "kept hope alive."


Oh, how could I forget? How could I forget the ESCALATOR INCIDENT? Well, as we walked through Heathrow airport, we had to board an escalator to get our luggage. As we walked and walked, we got to some moving steps with what looked like metal teeth also known as an escalator. Ehh, WERE WE SUPPOSED TO GET ON THAT THING? WHAT?! Mind you as privileged as we might have been in Ghana, escalators were pretty rare in Ghana at the time so that was my first time seeing one. See me see trouble!

As my older brother inched toward the escalator behind my mother, I screamed his name and told him not to get on. My mother had stepped on, carrying my little brother and holding my sister's hand. I, on the other hand, refused to budge and decided to pull my brother into the craziness by insisting that he not step on either. He kept saying, "come on let's go" and I refused...were these people crazy?!?! Meanwhile my mother was panicking, trying to come back while trying to coax me onto the escalator. Come see all the obronis staring and trying to help. Finally one convinced me to get on by holding my hand. My mother and siblings were relieved albeit quite embarrassed, I am sure, but hey I thought my life was in danger so all of them could kick rocks for all I cared.

After the escalator incident, we went outside and saw our first snowfall. It was exciting to us--so exciting that my little brother refused to stop playing in it...well he learned that the white stuff causes something known as frostbite. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the night screaming as his fingers thawed.

Well after a week or so in London, we made our way to America via Dulles Airport. Ehhh Americhe!!! Well we were picked up and when we got home, my father decided to treat us to our first taste of fast food--KFC. So we cooked some rice and ate our chicken...we had finally arrived in the land of Reagan.
Ehhh, everyone has something that beats them/causes confusion when they first come to America...what was your escalator incident? Stop frontin', you know you had a hard time with the coin operated washing machine...lol

P.S. You see I have upgraded and added an image...big things, big things.

I am back...again

Ok, so I have obviously been gone for a while but I have really missed my blog and The ABA Factor (inside joke--she is a friend who a PR guru) reminded me that I need to get it started again. I am going to keep up with it this time so as not to disappoint the masses. Smooches and look out for an entry by tomorrow.

Make sure to look at the archives so that you know how this mind of mine works:-)
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