Saturday, August 07, 2010

Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo is the NPP Candidate for the Next Presidential Election

According to Peace FM Online, Nana Akufo-Addo has won an "overwhelming victory in today’s election."  Peace FM goes on to say that the "response of Ghanaians at home and abroad have been extremely exciting, cheerful and confident with strong indications that the [New Patriotic Party (NPP] re-electing one of its biggest political assets of the Busia/Danquah/Dombo tradition as our Presidential candidate is poised to recapture the power we lost nauseatingly and unnecessarily to the NDC in 2008.


So for those who have no idea what is going on, this means that he will be NPP's candidate for the next presidential election in Ghana, which will occur in 2012.  


Okay ohh, don't say I have never given you the latest filler...Later!


Below is the link to the full story.
http://news.peacefmonline.com/features/201008/67982.php


Signed, 
Mrs. Dede Ayew


© 2009 Akua B.G.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Man, I had to come back on the scene HARD and this is just the way...SEX ENHANCING DRUGS IN GHANA

Courtesy of Pfizer
Ok, so I was sent to Ghanaweb by a friend to view an article about The Food and Drugs Board in Ghana destroying hundreds of sex enhancing drugs.  EHHHHHH Ghana pipu too wan gbensh to the fullest I see (I am sure you can glean the meaning of gbensh).  I guess with all the sugar daddies getting with the "ayoungies," these types of products will always be in demand, but I digress.

Ok, so it was enough that there were "large quantities" of these drugs (indicating large demand--please refer to the sugar daddy/ayoungies scenario above) according to the article, but when I got to the names, I almost fell over laughing so I just had to share.  Hope you are ready ohhh...

I have taken the liberty of highlighting the most out of control names. 

1. ME DE GYE WO KUNU (for women)  For my non Twi speakers, this means I am using this to take your husband.  Chineke!  Broad daylight husband snatching!  Kai!!!
2. My Sexy Secret (for women sex power)
3. MAN and WOMAN CREAM
4. HIP UP cream (look young & firm-breast & buttocks enlargement)
5. FANTA (to cure White)
6. Black Warrior (aphrodisiac capsule)
7. AK-47 (enlarge your penis & increase sexual stamina)
8. 12TH NIGHT
9. B-MAN (exceed Viagra and cialis)
10. BLACK SUPERMAN (makes it big, thick, long-lasting, increasing sperms)
11. BEAUTIFUL PENIS AUGMENTS CAPSULES
12. HERB VIAGRA
13. BIG PENIS (quickly enhance sexual power)
14. THE KING (easy to be a man)
15. GREAT PENIS
16. AFRICA KING
17. VIRGIN POWDER (
makes you a virgin even when you are not)
18. ARABIAN CREAM (insert into vagina part)
19. Top Secret (tightening vagina & reduce lubricant)
20. TO BE BIG CREAM
21. ORGINAL GREEN WATER (treats white and all kinds of diseases)
22. LOVE PORTION CREAM (vaginal cream)
23. ORGINAL KARYAGADO (made in Nigeria)
24. NYAME NA AYE POMADE Umm, do not bring God into this
25. SUPER SEX CAPSULES
26. LUMP SUGAR (dedee)
27. ALHAJI ABDULAHI
28. CheChe TOUJOUR (true love cream-made in Nigeria)
29. AMARIA candies (made in Nigeria)
30. Super Strong 4 in 1 Men Cream (sexual excitement, long lasting, enlarging & bigger) made in Greece
31. YAN DUNIYA
32. APHRIDISIAC MILK
33. GLO POWER multi vitamin caplets
34. RED SUCCUBA
35. LONELY GIRL
36. HIP UP CREAM
37. SPAIN BLACK BUTTERFLY
38. FEEL MAN (100% healthy food for men)
39. MEN GEL
40. PLAYBOY BUNNY GIRL
41. LOVE CREAM (Touch me)
42. COME UNSTOPABLY
43. CHECHE TOUJOUR CREAM D'AMOUR
44. AK-47
45. SEXUAL LOVE
46. JAGUAR POWER
47. MILK APHRODISIAC
48. SUPER BONEE CREAM
49. GERMANY KIM FOX
50. POMADE CROCODILE


****DEAD FROM LAUGHTER****

If you want to read more, the full article is here Full Article
Latah Gatahs,

Sincerely,
Mrs. Ayew
© 2010 Akua B.G.
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