Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo is the NPP Candidate for the Next Presidential Election

According to Peace FM Online, Nana Akufo-Addo has won an "overwhelming victory in today’s election."  Peace FM goes on to say that the "response of Ghanaians at home and abroad have been extremely exciting, cheerful and confident with strong indications that the [New Patriotic Party (NPP] re-electing one of its biggest political assets of the Busia/Danquah/Dombo tradition as our Presidential candidate is poised to recapture the power we lost nauseatingly and unnecessarily to the NDC in 2008.


So for those who have no idea what is going on, this means that he will be NPP's candidate for the next presidential election in Ghana, which will occur in 2012.  


Okay ohh, don't say I have never given you the latest filler...Later!


Below is the link to the full story.
http://news.peacefmonline.com/features/201008/67982.php


Signed, 
Mrs. Dede Ayew


© 2009 Akua B.G.

Man, I had to come back on the scene HARD and this is just the way...SEX ENHANCING DRUGS IN GHANA

Courtesy of Pfizer

Ok, so I was sent to Ghanaweb by a friend to view an article about The Food and Drugs Board in Ghana destroying hundreds of sex enhancing drugs.  EHHHHHH Ghana pipu too wan gbensh to the fullest I see (I am sure you can glean the meaning of gbensh).  I guess with all the sugar daddies getting with the "ayoungies," these types of products will always be in demand, but I digress.

Ok, so it was enough that there were "large quantities" of these drugs (indicating large demand--please refer to the sugar daddy/ayoungies scenario above) according to the article, but when I got to the names, I almost fell over laughing so I just had to share.  Hope you are ready ohhh...

I have taken the liberty of highlighting the most out of control names. 

1. ME DE GYE WO KUNU (for women)  For my non Twi speakers, this means I am using this to take your husband.  Chineke!  Broad daylight husband snatching!  Kai!!!
2. My Sexy Secret (for women sex power)
3. MAN and WOMAN CREAM
4. HIP UP cream (look young & firm-breast & buttocks enlargement)
5. FANTA (to cure White)
6. Black Warrior (aphrodisiac capsule)
7. AK-47 (enlarge your penis & increase sexual stamina)
8. 12TH NIGHT
9. B-MAN (exceed Viagra and cialis)
10. BLACK SUPERMAN (makes it big, thick, long-lasting, increasing sperms)
11. BEAUTIFUL PENIS AUGMENTS CAPSULES
12. HERB VIAGRA
13. BIG PENIS (quickly enhance sexual power)
14. THE KING (easy to be a man)
15. GREAT PENIS
16. AFRICA KING
17. VIRGIN POWDER (makes you a virgin even when you are not)
18. ARABIAN CREAM (insert into vagina part)
19. Top Secret (tightening vagina & reduce lubricant)
20. TO BE BIG CREAM
21. ORGINAL GREEN WATER (treats white and all kinds of diseases)
22. LOVE PORTION CREAM (vaginal cream)
23. ORGINAL KARYAGADO (made in Nigeria)
24. NYAME NA AYE POMADE Umm, do not bring God into this
25. SUPER SEX CAPSULES
26. LUMP SUGAR (dedee)
27. ALHAJI ABDULAHI
28. CheChe TOUJOUR (true love cream-made in Nigeria)
29. AMARIA candies (made in Nigeria)
30. Super Strong 4 in 1 Men Cream (sexual excitement, long lasting, enlarging & bigger) made in Greece
31. YAN DUNIYA
32. APHRIDISIAC MILK
33. GLO POWER multi vitamin caplets
34. RED SUCCUBA
35. LONELY GIRL
36. HIP UP CREAM
37. SPAIN BLACK BUTTERFLY
38. FEEL MAN (100% healthy food for men)
39. MEN GEL
40. PLAYBOY BUNNY GIRL
41. LOVE CREAM (Touch me)
42. COME UNSTOPABLY
43. CHECHE TOUJOUR CREAM D'AMOUR
44. AK-47
45. SEXUAL LOVE
46. JAGUAR POWER
47. MILK APHRODISIAC
48. SUPER BONEE CREAM
49. GERMANY KIM FOX
50. POMADE CROCODILE

****DEAD FROM LAUGHTER****

If you want to read more, the full article is here Full Article
Latah Gatahs,

Sincerely,
Mrs. Ayew
© 2010 Akua B.G.

Yikes, has it been that long?

All I have to say is "taya no be lazy."  Translation--it is not because I am lazy ohhh, I have been working extra hard and the blog has suffered but abeg stay with me.

Anyway, did you bring me to this country?  Were you there when they stamping my visa?  Let me hustle small.  LOL.  Seriously though, look out for some exciting entries coming up...New sites springing up covering everything from entertainment to skincare and all by our brothers and sisters.  Gotta love it!!!

Stay tuned...

I have to log off now and do some overtime, because if I lose my job you Africans are the same ones who will be talking about how useless I am.  As if I don't know you people (I dey give unna the side eye like Michelle Obama is giving Carla Bruni...LOL)

 Image courtesy of Yahoo

© 2009 Akua B.G.

Half Time...Ghana Blackstars vs. Naija Super Eagles: 1-0

My pipu:

Today, Ghana is playing our biggest rival...the Omo Naijas in the 2010 African Cup of Nations.  As I type, it is half time and the Ghana Blackstars have scored one goal on the Naija Super Chickens Eagles.   Blackstars, abegi hurry up and scatter the whole thing so that we can make our soup with neat fufu...I hear Eagle meat tastes like chicken (animal rights people, abeg no kill me ohhh).  I will be back at the end of the game...hopefully with my pot on the stove!!!

The link below may be premature but hey we are ride or die fans so we go sing Oh seeeeeeeeey yeahhhh!!

***UPDATED***

We  don scatter the place ohhh...congratulations to the GHANA BLACKSTARS!!!  Ghana 1, Naija 0.  Check the story here.


© 2009 Akua B.G.

Afihyipa Pa Ohhh (Happy New Year)--2010 Version

My Pipu, enjoyment has kept me away for some time but I am back.  I wish each and every one of you a happy and prosperous new year.  You should be thankful to God (yes ohh, I said God.  I know we are in a world where we cannot mention His name anymore but African pipu still call on Papa God openly so me too I go call on my Jehovah Jireh, my Elohim, my El Shaddai, my Jehovah Rophe, my Adonai, my Ebenezer, my Jehovah Nissi, my Jehovah-Tsidkenu, and all His other names).  Thank Him.  If for nothing else, some people you started last year with, did not make it to the end of the year.  Some people made it but not with all their faculties.  So thank God for your life and your well being because if you have life, you have HOPE!  So, my Dears, dance along with this song and declare material and spiritual prosperity this year.  Amen ohhhhhhh!!!

P.S. The song is titled, "Bebre" and it literally means plenty.  The song says that God has done so much (plenty) and all thanks and glory belong to Him. Enjoy:)

P.S.S.  I almost attached the movie "Abuja Connection" instead of the song--multitasking or multislacking will do that to you.  That would have been interesting though.  LOL

© 2009 Akua B.G.

Public Service Announcement (PSA)…Loofah is not Sapo

Ok, so I am in need of a new sapo.  Sapo [for my Americanos or faking Johnny-Just-Comes (JJCs) aka the people who landed yesterday but all of sudden do not know what fufu is], is an Akan term for a net-like material that we use to bathe—it is reminiscent of the poof you get with some body washes but is a bit more coarse, is long enough for back washing, and gets the job of cleansing and exfoliating done more effectively.  We call it “sponge” but technically it is not actually a sponge.  In any case, we have been exfoliating way before it was called exfoliating ohhhh, we just called it adwariee (bathing); why do you think most Ghanaian and/or African women/people have such smooth skin.  You better ask somebody!!!  P.S. ignore the guy in your chemistry class with ashy feet; he is not a good example.  But I digress…so while I await my Sapo shipment, I decided to go to Wal-Mart and purchase a Loofah in the interim because I cannot neglect my exfoliation regimen.  Well, let me tell you, Loofah is not equivalent to Sapo.  Chaaley, talk about 419.  First of all, the thing swelled when I wet it and then when I tried to add soap to it, it just seemed to absorb the soap so I had to apply soap several times, wet the shege again, and then scrub quickly before the soap disappeared.  Bathing has never been such a production!  Then to top it off, I must have scrubbed too hard because my skin was burning after I finished (user error?!?!?).  Chaaley, I was heated.  Then what makes me even distrust that loofah shege even more is that it can stand up on its own.  Ehn?   Sapo is supposed to hang, supposed to exfoliate but not burn your skin, and is not supposed to stand.  Let me tell you, I was giving that thing the side eye as I stepped out of the shower.  So my people, if you need to replace your sapo, make arrangement prior to losing the sapo or before it becomes unusable, otherwise, you will find yourself in my crazy predicament.  Then again, you might be one of the people who just use a washcloth.  Ehhhh, America has helped you.  My friend, get a sapo and wash your body well (dwari yie ohhhhh) and stop the Abrofo Sem. 

P.S.S. I will post pictures when I get home so you can actually see that thing standing up.  

End of PSA!

© 2009 Akua B.G.

Mpreko Yariee (Swine Flu) Is Real Ohhhhh

Ok, I have to put on my public health hat now because I have seen some lax practices regarding this swine shege and I do not want my Yenkasa peeps to find themselves sniffling, shivering and/or feeling creaks in their bones unnecessarily.  Can you imagine people are still coughing without covering their mouths, shaking hands after sneezing into hands, infrequently washing their hands, etc.  My people please take extra precautions right now ohhhhh--- mpreko yar33 is real.

For my people who love to chop fufu with your hand and to scatter kenkey and fish with your digits, please take these precautions in order to lessen the likelihood that you will become a victim of the mpreko yar33:

• Wash your hands frequently
• As you wash your hands, the methodology you employ is important—take two pumps of soap, lather for a count of 10 then wash with warm water. 
• Carry hand sanitizer for the instances that you do not have soap and water
• Try to avoid shaking hand with people but if it means your in-laws will think you are disrespectful, please shake hands with them then sanitize as soon as possible
• Please sneeze into your sleeve rather than into your hands—the virus is less likely to survive on the fibers of your clothes than on your skin (you cannot imagine how many people I have seen sneeze into their hands then want to shake my hands during “hold somebody” at church)
• Get Lysol for your surfaces and spray them down as needed (ex. When that nasty visitor sneezes in his hands and touches your microwave to warm some jollof)

Here is some additional information from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC):

Get vaccinated. Vaccination is the best protection we have against flu.  Seasonal flu vaccine is available now and initial doses of 2009 H1N1 flu vaccine also are available, with additional doses available later this year (Not sure how I feel about this advice but use your own prayer and judgment on this one).

Influenza is thought to spread mainly person-to-person through coughing or sneezing of infected people (Stop being so local and cover your sneezes and coughs--kai!)

Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth. Germs spread that way (Ok?  Do you hear?).

Stay home if you get sick. CDC recommends that you stay home from work or school and limit contact with others to keep from infecting them (The double shift can wait, your health is important--are you the only one that loves money?  Haba!).

Follow public health advice regarding school closures, avoiding crowds and other social distancing measures (You might have to miss that outdooring this weekend but don't worry, you know there will be other opportunities to wear your lace).

Find healthy ways to deal with stress and anxiety (Go to church or read a good book and stop thinking about all the money you have to send to Paa Kofi thems).

Stay informed. This website will be updated regularly as information becomes available (Your friend Maabena is not always, the best source of info--maybe she is for news about who is stealing husbands--but for swine flu, check the CDC).

Call 1-800-CDC-INFO for more information (check previous fuschia note--do not call Maabena for this matter).

WE PUT MPREKO YAR33 UNDER OUR FEET...AMEN!!!

© 2009 Akua B.G.